Lately I have had my picture taken more than ever before. These pictures have been taken under duress, without authorization, distributed without my approval and have only served to reconfirm my reasons for avoiding all situations that are authenticated with photographic proof. But there may be hope. These products together (with all their powers combined) may prevent a future need for photoshop retouching and a possible move to a nunnery where modern technology is frowned upon. (If a relocation to a nunnery is necessary I prefer to live where artisanal cheese is made. Cheese can be my silver lining.)
1. MUF Foundation (An oil-free medium-to-full-coverage liquid foundation that covers skin imperfections flawlessly while remaining invisible on-screen and in real life.) 2. MUF Elixir (An innovative serum that instantly hydrates and adds radiance to the skin.)
3. DDF Silky C (A technologically advanced combination of vitamin C and retinol with phyto-estrogens, lutein and DNA precursors provides nutrients for youthful cell renewal. It is suitable for all skin types including sensitive and damaged skin.)
