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Actively Avoiding Exercise


I don't like to exercise. I hate gyms. I hate sweat. Walking is enjoyable but I don't like wearing tennis shoes. I am one of those flip flop people. I flippity flop around in the summer and winter, indoors and out, at work and at home. The "Fit Flops" are supposed to "tone my legs and thighs when I am running errands". I am pretty sure that my thighs are part of my legs but if the Fit Flop people think that my thighs are worth specific mention, maybe something more should be done. Also, I don't think that "running" errands sounds safe. Walking at a safe, leisurely pace is probably better. Maybe after a few weeks in these technologically advanced flip flops I will have the legs of a ballerina and apparently walk around town in my underwear and Fit Flops. (I would also need to grow about 5 inches to really reach my maximum ballerina leg potential.)

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