I realize that this post might make me seem quite sloth like.....I don't care. I love to sleep. LOVE IT. I love to sleep so much I should marry Sleep. The only thing standing in the way of my marriage to sleep is my husband and laws against bigamy . Ahhhhhh, sweet, sweet sleep.
I have Sleep fantasies. I have begun to arrange my rendezvous with Sleep. I have a location selected, an outfit picked out, etc.
I think that hotels should be rated by the comfort level of their beds. I like the look of the beds at The Orchid Inn located in Santa Barbara. (If all else fails I could make the drive to the most comfortable bed I have ever slept at The Palazzo Hotel in Las Vegas.) Just to sleep, watch girl movies, read, get a facial and massage, eat and sleep some more. My tryst with sleep will only last three days and two nights. No cleaning, no laundry, no cooking, no PTA, no work, nobody telling me that they are hungry. "They" can all survive.
Now to put my plan into action, to cover my tracks, no paper trail. I am toying with the idea of sanding the fingerprints off my hands.....whatever it takes!
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