Harem Pants, really? I have a problem with women's clothing that is part of a uniform or costume being sold as an attractive trend. NO MORE!!
Harem pants are part of a belly dancing costume and the only reason they are considered attractive during a performance is because the audience is distracted by all the swishing and the very small top that is bound to have a wardrobe malfunction.
Look at this picture and how skinny the model is. She has the body of an emaciated 8 year old boy and despite this "ideal" the pants are still unattractive. (Even the mannequin in the gray pair of pants is embarrassed.) These pants aren't the worse that I have seen. There are "nicer" options that are shimmery and much droopier in the rear. We all know that what every woman wants are cropped pants with excess fabric around the hips and butt. These would be a dream come true if my wish was to buy a pair of pants that will sway in the wind, make my butt look wider and flatter, make passersby question whether or not I have full control of my bodily functions or are these pants a creative solution to hiding my adult diapers and as a bonus make my legs look 12 inches long.
My other fashion irritation are gladiator sandals. Unless you are an actual gladiator or will play one in a movie they should be avoided at all times. (They were only attractive on Russell Crowe in the movie, "Gladiator".) All the straps going to and fro across the foot then tying at the ankle isn't flattering. According to "What Not to Wear" ankle straps shorten and widen the leg. (one more wish granted) If it is necessary to have shoes that securely strapped to your feet just wear tennis shoes. Being flat soled you get the bonus of your feet appearing much larger than they really are.
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