the road to hell is lined with horrible outfits
Now we are left with the after effect of C.B. & S.I.T.C. Grown women are now fluttering around the streets of America dressed as emaciated hobos. These horrible fashion decisions are reinforced by fashion magazines and websites. These pictures were featured on Elle's website under the title "Street Chic" and I think, prove my point.
mouth wide shut
In Food, Inc., filmmaker Robert Kenner lifts the veil on our nation's food industry, exposing the highly mechanized underbelly that has been hidden from the American consumer with the consent of our government's regulatory agencies, USDA and FDA. Our nation's food supply is now controlled by a handful of corporations that often put profit ahead of consumer health, the livelihood of the American farmer, the safety of workers and our own environment. We have bigger-breasted chickens, the perfect pork chop, herbicide-resistant soybean seeds, even tomatoes that won't go bad, but we also have new strains of E. coli—the harmful bacteria that causes illness for an estimated 73,000 Americans annually. We are riddled with widespread obesity, particularly among children, and an epidemic level of diabetes among adults.
Featuring interviews with such experts as Eric Schlosser (Fast Food Nation), Michael Pollan (The Omnivore's Dilemma, In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto) along with forward thinking social entrepreneurs like Stonyfield's Gary Hirshberg and Polyface Farms' Joel Salatin, Food, Inc. reveals surprising—and often shocking truths—about what we eat, how it's produced, who we have become as a nation and where we are going from here.
friends through thick & thin, corners & centers
early to bed, early to rise - makes me grumpy
Paging Dr. Chicken Scratch...
Penmanship is important to me. I know that this is an area of interest that very few (normal) people care about. Children are taught to write in school but there is very little emphasis on penmanship. (one of my pet peeves) I know not everyone will have lovely penmanship and one person's chicken scratch is another's Spencerian script. An area of science that is interesting is handwriting analysis, how such seemingly small differences in handwriting are indicators of each writer's personality. I don't know how scientific it is but it is entertaining at the least.
There is a funny little website, tul.com, where you can do a mini handwriting analysis - all you need is a regular pen and paper. (it takes less than 5 minutes and there's nothing to mail or scan) My results revealed that I am a reliable, extroverted, matter of fact, fun and cold person. (fun and cold- the analysis is creepy in it's accuracy) In any case, it's a fun little time waster.
sweet w.t.j.
Bora! Bora! Bora!
Bag Lady
Crap Patch
chaising sleep
Actively Avoiding Exercise
I don't like to exercise. I hate gyms. I hate sweat. Walking is enjoyable but I don't like wearing tennis shoes. I am one of those flip flop people. I flippity flop around in the summer and winter, indoors and out, at work and at home. The "Fit Flops" are supposed to "tone my legs and thighs when I am running errands". I am pretty sure that my thighs are part of my legs but if the Fit Flop people think that my thighs are worth specific mention, maybe something more should be done. Also, I don't think that "running" errands sounds safe. Walking at a safe, leisurely pace is probably better. Maybe after a few weeks in these technologically advanced flip flops I will have the legs of a ballerina and apparently walk around town in my underwear and Fit Flops. (I would also need to grow about 5 inches to really reach my maximum ballerina leg potential.)
Do Something Creative Everyday
Fly By Night
I have had my eye on this table lamp for a couple of years. I really love the chandelier version of this lamp but it is too expensive. (even beyond my expert level rationalization and reasoning abilities) I wouldn't dare buy the less expensive table lamp until my children are out of the house and their educations paid in full. Perhaps I should save the lamp for my imaginary/dream cottage.
Stretchy Pant Day Option
One of my best friends used to have a 100% jersey cotton requirement for the clothes she purchased. The bottom line goal was everything needed to feel like pajamas. Comfort was priority #1. I completely understand why one would want to feel that comfortable all the time but it doesn't always make for the most attractive outfits. This sweater may be about the softest garment ever made and cute! Can it be? It is also cashmere. Is it a coincidence that the first four letters of cashmere spell out "cash"? Perhaps it is a warning. But to be able to walk around in a sweater/blanket on a "stretchy pant day" and not look like I am clinically depressed is priceless. The bracelet is a jazzy touch that can be used as a distraction while I reach for a second helping of fruit tart with my free hand.
Rub A Dub Dub - I Hate to Scrub my Tub
Modern Day Nellie Olson
If Little House on the Prairie took place now Nellie Olson would be emo. She would walk around Walnut Grove mean, bossy and sulky in all black, wearing too much eyeliner. Her boyfriend would wear skinny jeans (that are oddly baggy in the butt area - not attractive), whose long hair (that looks smelly) would sweep very femininely over his eyes and who would also wear too much eyeliner. At least that is the picture that comes to mind when I see this tunic (I would not tie the bow) with these shoes. Obviously I like the outfit but didn't like Nellie. (I loved LHP and really loved when all the kids would turn on Nellie. Remember the time she pretended being crippled and Laura pushed her down the hill and into the creek? Awesome.)
Say Cheese!
Economic Attire
The good thing about dresses is that when you put it on you are done getting dressed. You have a complete outfit, all with only one article of clothing. The hard part is finding a dress that isn't a glorified shirt with missing pants and finding a dress that is flattering on my hobbit body.